memorable quotes from my students

"Miss, if anyone be touchin you I'm gonna have to go home and break out the ratchet cause you be my favorite teacher right now."

"Miss, your purple shoes is like two big plums. You need some black Nikes."

"Miss, when you take your picture for the yearbook, don't weat them glasses or you gonna break the lens."

"Miss, you hurt my feelings, I thought we was friends."
"Don't your friends tease you?"
"But it's different with you."

And my all time favorite,
"MISS, WHY YOU BEASTIN?"